Had my appointment today to change my birthcontrol. Went awkwardly.

I thought it would be a simple "ok, this is what I want...thanks...bye bye".

Not so much. (I honestly can't remember a doctor not doing what I asked them to do). :shrug:

So, I'm sick. Been sick for a couple of days. City and I went to Outback and had pork-chops. Ended up being yuck-chops. Both of us got kinda violently ill. (I'm sick right now, but our office is located right across from the bathroom - and the seat is already up for my convience).

Anyway - I tell the lady that I really need to get off the pill 'cause I forgot to take them, and honestly, pregnancy is NOT for us. Not right now anyway.

She is writing it up, and I rested the bridge of my nose on my hands. She asks "you ok". I said "yeah, just have this really bad headache". She asks more questions, I tell her the frequency/severity of the headaches. She is NOT pleased.

Kindly erases the prescription she was writing..and we start talking.

She says that I don't need to take pills with estrogen, only proestrogen (or some crap like that). Basically, its BAD to have migranes/severe headaches and be onthe pill. Very bad.

She talks about Depo shot - HELL NO!! And be bald and flip out and be 300lbs. No, the fuck, thank you!

Then she talks about those IUD things. Ya know, the shit they implant. I thought that would be a great idea. But I've gotta wait till I'm on my period to get it. Okie-dokie.

I leave, then go to City's job (it's close). He was like "they implant it in you...FUCK NO!" And boy was he extremely adamant. Like really really serious. I honestly don't see what the big deal is.

So now, it'll be the "withdrawl" method. So basically, my ass will probably get pregnant in the next 6 months. We are still at it like rabbits, mind you.

Ugh, I just think this is the dumbest thing EVER. Really.

ttfl